I wouldn't worry too much, Playstation. Oscar tried that with the Marquis of Queensberry a while ago and ended up with two years hard in Reading gaol for his trouble. Though not, it must be said, the hard he was accustomed to.
Poor Oscar.
Matilda Bishop, meanwhile, has £450m to be getting on with; more than enough to indulge his appetites for jump-suited youth and D'Oyly Carte.....though presumably not at the same time.
