Posted elsewhere, but I found it humorous
A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious on the left-hand side of
The road.
On the right-hand side was a British soldier in a similar, but less
Serious state. The Brit was conscious and alert. As first aid was given
To both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had
Happened.
The soldier reported: "I was recce-ing the highway here when suddenly,
Coming towards me from the south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw
Each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag
Who'd got what he deserved. The insurgent yelled back that Gordon Brown
Is a fat, useless, lying, one-eyed porridge wog. And furthermore, Lord
Mandelson is a pillow-biting gay bastard!
"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid,
Hatchet-faced lesbian.
"He retaliated by shouting that so does Harriet Harman.
"And, there we were - in the middle of the road - shaking hands, when a
f**king bus hit us.
Totally off topic, but hey it does some up Gordon Brown quite well
