Due to the increase in average weight due to the "Obesity"
plague that we seem to be in at the moment, I have been
thinking of starting a new business to prevent industrial
injuries in the Undertaking industry.
Pall-bearers are having to shoulder weights in excess of
any safe limits whilst carrying out their duties, and need
to be removed from potentially hazardous situations whilst
carrying out those duties.
I am proposing the replacement of Pall-Bearers by suitably
quiet electrical fork-lift trucks to carry the dear departed on
their final trip into the Cemetery or Crematorium.