Sure we can make room in the overhead lockers. All that "crew stuff" is sooo unnecessary. Lets see which of these items would you like us to throw off the aircraft?
First aid supplies
Spare life jackets
Resus equipment
Emergency oxygen
Fire Extinguishers
Life rafts
Infant seat belts
Sick bags
Cleaning supplies
Bin liners
Paper towels and toilet paper
Where did all these essential items go in the days before they put doors on the shelf that was there to hold lightweight things such as gentlemen's hats?