Hellooooooooooo to you Master Bob Hawke!
I had to let my alter-ego answer this one for me. If you are as handsome as the grey haired former prime-minister, after whom you have taken your pseudonym, then you are very welcome to be de-briefed by me and the girls in the nissen hut's anytime you like.
Must dash, the brylcreem girls have just been applying their lippy and waxing their handlebars and let me tell you they look ravishing!
Love and kisses,
Capt Fudg Packer