Disclosure Scotland is a load of tripe. I am in the middle of a (long-running) battle with them. They claim I have provided "false details" about where I've lived. Strangely, the various credit checking agencies seem to know where I was, and when - as does the Child Support Agency. As their record of dates/places agree with mine, I am apparently not (totally) mad. Sadly, though, DS cannot discuss which bits of information are in dispute for "security reasons", but they are keen to stress that their information "cannot" be wrong.
Anyhoo, they do at least agree that I must have been living at my current address since the start of this charade - as they've successfully been in contact with me since then - so, only four months to go and I'll pass the test having then lived here for five years.... so all will be safe and well again.
Unless, of course, I'm not me at all but someone
claiming to be me, at this address.
Typical useless UK claptrap.
