845 arrival
845 CO leading the 4 cabs in to helidet, gets reception committe of shining airmen, OC helidet, Station commander, photographers and lots more. landed on to be put in a rowing boat and pulled up the pan to awaiting dignitaries. appearing from stage left, 2 airmen on a pushbike, one on the handle bars wearing a blue and white polka dot dress with a tape recorder belting out "Raindrops keep falling on my head" Rode through the middle of reception and dissapeared into the distance. Wingco carried on as if nothing happened. very puzzled looking navy people. Welcome carried on into the night untill all navy bods rendered useless by cheese and wine party. Navy personell complaining next day of pooping raw undigested gorganzola, Easily explained as it wasn't administered by themselves through the orifice that chews. Possibly some other method whilst they were comatose. Welcome to Helidet. (first hand gen, i was there)