I think this sums it up.....
FRANCIS: Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a management feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best flying boots. Turning left here, we enter the Oldmeadow-Farrough memorial sewer and from there, proceed directly to the hypocaust. This has just been re-tiled, so pilots, careful with those weapons. We will now be directly beneath FWA audience chamber itself. This is the moment for Habbakuk to get out his prong.
[chink chink chink]
[thuk thuk chink chink chink chink chink]
[thump thump thump thump]
[suspenseful music]
[heartbeat]
AIPA: Shhh! Shh. Shhh. Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: Australian and International Pilots Association!!
FRANCIS: Oh. Uh, Australian Federation of Air Pilots. Officials.
DEADLY DIRK: Oh.
FRANCIS: What's your group doing here?
DEADLY DIRK: We're going to kidnap uncommitted pilots, take them back, issue demands.
FRANCIS: So are we.
DEADLY DIRK: What?
FRANCIS: That's our plan!
DEADLY DIRK: We were here first!
FRANCIS: What do you mean?!
DEADLY DIRK: We thought of it first!
WARRIS: Oh, yeah?
DEADLY DIRK: Yes, a couple of years ago!
AFAP.: Ha. Heh. Ha ha.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: Okay, c-- co-- come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?
DEADLY DIRK: 'Course we have.
FRANCIS: What are they?
DEADLY DIRK: Well, I'm not telling you.
AFAP.: Aghhh...
FRANCIS: Oh, come on. Pull the other one.
AIPA.: Shh!
DEADLY DIRK: That's not the point! We thought of it before you!
WARRIS: Did not.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: You didn't.
AFAP.: We bloody did!
BRIAN: Shhhh!
AIPA.: Shhhhh! Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: You bastards! We've been planning this for months.
FRANCIS: Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. Oh! Oh.
RANDOM: All right.
WARRIS: Clever. You sly...
BRIAN: Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!
FRANCIS: We are! Ohh.
BRIAN: We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
EVERYONE: The Virgin Pilots Association?!?!!?
BRIAN: No, no! Airline management!
EVERYONE: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
FRANCIS: Yeah. He's right.
RANDOM: Look out!
RANDOM: Careful.
[footsteps]
DEADLY DIRK: Right! Where were we?
FRANCIS: Uhh, you were going to punch me.
DEADLY DIRK: Oh, yeah.
[AIPA and AFAP fight]
BRIAN: Brothers! [whop] Oof!
Nothing changes...........
