Story goes, while Hirsty was (half cut) sweating and cursing with a coat hangar trying to open the door, the security van cruises up. Out pops the security guy, and asks what is going on - Hirsty whips out his ASIC, big notes himself to the security as a PILOT and explains about losing his keys.
Security guy, suitably impressed, opens the car door for him, and drives off ...
