"Come a bit closer to the little window; I am hard of hearing," and then stuck two fingers in his eyes in the manner of Moe from "The Three Stooges."
Yep, good one.
Wx was < 1200' at destination, no CatII (this was 35 years ago), hand-flew the '9 down to about 200', nothing seen and returned to the departure airport - had one passenger tell us as he was getting off that "
we just went up and flew around a while to keep everybody happy" before returning.
There's a million stories and everyone's an expert until they're called upon to perform.
FWIW, I think everyone seriously considering this question should read PBL's contribution very carefully before launching.
PJ2