STL approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you're number one."
United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."
STL approach: "American 2451,you're number two behind a 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."
American 2451 (female): "Well I can't do balls to the wall but I can go wide open."
-Radio silence-
Unknown Pilot (male): "Is American hiring?"