Wow! I didn't realize there were so many sensitive Indian folk out there.
- When a NOTAM mentions "recarpetting" (sic).
-Continuous light chop from coast to coast at night (something to do with diet?)
-Confirm your confirmation of a confirmed and conformed with confirmation - confirm?
-Expedite.... everything!
-Talking to ATC that don't even appear on the charts...Mangalor
-Listening to ATC issue instructions at 150% of your personal capacity of comprehension.
-The guy cutting grass next to the taxiway taking a dump.
-Going around due dog.
-Hold position due dog.
-Hold position due airport worker wandering home.
-Being given a final ZFW that is three tonnes less than the actual ZFW.
-Carbon paper between all paper work in the flight deck.
halas