Body Scanners?...now let's see. What can we do about that?
So in a cave in Bora Bora there are frowns beneath the turbans. How can the terrorists get around this latest multi million dollar technological obstacle placed in their path?
It takes 5 seconds to come up with the answer. Don't worry about the machine - just make sure the guy operating it is one of yours. Then he'll wave your suicide bombers through - underpants and all