Stop crying you pathetic weasels...an aircraft delay is NOT news, unless you are a reporter looking for an easy 'story' to make it look like you actually did something today.
'Woolies customers delayed at checkout due price check...'
'those toilet rolls were not priced correctly!' shouted a pregnant mum..'
'old lady inconvenienced by massive checkout queue..'
'baby crying in fruit and vege!'
Now these stories are really worthy of reporting, hopefully A Current Affair is on the case!