Flying around province in a 'Santa Suit' with tinsle on the GPMG and tree lights around the door - picking up callsigns with a bottle of Bushmills finest on the seat for the troops.
Word soon got round - you could get a wee nip on Wessex 3!
Being bundled into the back of a snatch and taken from the mill to the RUC station for Christmas drinks - almost going blind from recently confiscated potcheen!
3 Happy Christmas's in province
'Do you ken Bessbrook with it's Mill so high........'
All the best