Then there was T*pper N*xon, hard night on Extreme-Pimms, flew the DTF down to XMG and back, pranged the blue bomber on the way back to the bar and failed a breathalyser! Urinal Jerkoff (God bless ‘im, RIP) arranged to pay his fine out of sqn funds, Hurrah!
Not forgetting Sh*gger Sm*ff, caught prodding the NAAFI bint on the billiard table with her hairbrush up his a**e.
Last but not least Ginge Squared, ropin down at Y434, bee-zeds sans t/w, blames it on below stairs and walks!
PS Whatever happened to No-Balls Mowgli, the Sri Lankan JEngEss?
That's the spirit of it, SPHLC
I think you'd have enjoyed yourself in NI thoroughly.