Saw 3.8 many times but the best was big M*** S***g***m who did it with his left boot trying to get into Foxfield sangar in a gale.
Scotty flashing his cock at two wives at a sportswear party (one was mine, the other the wife of the next ACAS!!!!)
The J** Ch*****r memorial trench at Auchnacloy, the F**ms**n-W*****ms memorial trench near Newtonhamilton, Nobby's 'unlucky' tipstrike at Cookstown.
D*** R**c****e driving me back to the patch, pissed after happy hour and handbrake turning across my lawn and the next door neighbours to drop me off.
Nobby dropping a thunderflash into one of those tall, black metal ashtrays with a chrome lid - black tube turned inside out but chrome top took a pint glass out of D*nc** Wh**h**'s hand.
Plasticuffing OCGD to the railings in the bar after raiding his room because he turned left after coming out of a dining in night instead of going to the bar.
