The letter from the Forestry Commission, enclosing a photo of a crewman with the fire-axe chopping down a christmas tree, saying " ask next time and you can have one for free"!
Brian G collecting his salvage money from the Antrim Princess, in cash, and waving it (the cash) round the crewroom!
Mike B (recent Commandant RAFC Cranwell!!) telling a joke but burning his toast.
Told joke again, burnt second lot of toast.
Ordered Sgt crewman to make toast while he told the joke (worth hearing). Command potential "9".
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