Flex
Hear, hear...
"A pilot dies and goes to hell (as we all do). In the waiting room he sees 3 doors and decides to take a peek. Behind door one there a crew perpetually fighting multiple emergencies and sweating bullets in a sim. Behind door two there's a crew in a never ending long haul night flight, with no relief crew, forced to stay awake. Behind door three there's a crew chatting up two hot hosties on their lap and being poured coffees and served food by two more.
Satan eventually arrives: -Alright, here's the deal, you pick one door, you get in and you stay there 'til the end of times.
-Oh well in that case I'd like door 3 please.
-No, no. Door three is flight attendants' hell."