"G'day Skipper, I just happened to be walking past and noticed:
Your 737 l/e slat actuators appear to have some evidence of leakage...
Your 737 HF antenna mylar tape appears to be lifting...
Your 737 MLG vapour barrier appears to be cracked...
Your 737 fuel stick decals appear to be illegible...
Your 767 appears to have a nicked fan blade in the l/h engine...
Your 767 appears to have evidence of fluid leaking from the r/h mlg oleo...
Your 767 appears to have hydraulic fluid leaking from the hydraulic service panel...
Your 767 appears to have a waste or water service panel latch damaged...
Your 767 bulk cargo door sill has impact damage...
Your A330 has a belly fairing fastener missing...
Your A330 has a couple of drops of fuel from the VSV/VBV drain...
Your A330 has a mlg brake temp sensor bracket cracked...
Your a/c apparently has a lizard on board...
I'll just pop it in the book... Thanks"..