Why ask for advice from experienced pilots who have been in your situation if you are too busy being part of the 'me now' generation to heed said advice anyway.

Debt is a terrible curse. With your background you should understand this. Do your A levels - maths is very important in aviation. Get a job, save up, earn your way, and stop being a jerk. But hey, if your shallow enough to think a good car is important in life, then I guess there is little hope for you. You are aware of the current job situation I take it?
I'm a realist and yes i am taking everybodys advice. I came here to get a list of options and then to decide for myself. Debt is a terrible curse but i have escape routes. The human rights act also plays its part for me because legally i cannot be held to liberty so if all goes wrong, declare bankruptcy and start fresh afterwards.
What i am saying is, i want to know the quickest route, so i can get an idea of what people are doing and maybe deciding if i should do it. No doubt everybody wants it now and hell i do too. In all respect, i was not being a jerk, i may have came across as one but you clearly misinterpreted my meaning. I just find it somewhat of an annoyance when i am breaking my back trying to get into this industry when some little cambridge graduate who has never even been inside the doors of a factory suddenly gets his integrated 50K course costs paid in full and 2 years later is flying for British Airways.