Dear Mr Grubby
Following one of your recent posts and on behalf of a few million of my countrymen, I just thought I'd let you know what the dawn chorus was this morning, just in case you are too far south to hear:
"you're not singing anymore... you're not si-i-i-nging enn-nee more!!!"
(no offence meant to others and no further correspondence on this subject will be entered into!)