If a FJ in a for real situation wanted to remove you he'd likely overfly you at warp snot and dismantle your steed, probably the last thing you'd see would be the blades disappearing out of your peripheral vision.
Scenario two, you'd be excellent sport, well for about 20sec, for some helo door gunner or an Apache.
I really doubt anybody would take up your offer, you can just see the headlines.