Unless the Mods relent, I'm not going to get this thread locked by posting an image, as it would be advertising (even though it is a break-even project)
PM me.
If you googled for the obvious words, you might get a look...
... at your Xmas prezzie, grey_not_green's partner/parent
The reason it has suddenly gone all polite on this thread is that word has finally hit the crewrooms that there will be a free beer situation coming up soon. Very shallow, us Ascoteers