Lockstock.
You appear to have at least some knowledge of the C130 fleets within the RAF.
So when questioned about the lack of RAF AT assets, some government spokesman proudly says that 'we' have 60 C130's in service, do you think that it may be the truth, and not just airframes that have been stretched a little
BTW, I have not heard this conversation, but feel sure something like it must have been said at some stage
Now I must put away this large clockwork key/wooden spoon (delete as appropriate)