Haha, the Chinese sounds very "Google translate"...
English can't be translated directly into Chinese like that, it is a bit more complicated. But being a westerner I can understand what it means by translating it back again directly. I don't think someone coming from mainland China would have any idea of what it says...
BusyB - thanks for the advice! I agree... it's always good to try.
Cruiseclimb - what you say sounds very interesting! I haven't even thought about that before. Do you know anyone who has done something similar? (Any language.)