Roooj= indian named roger
Customs officer on way out= Why you spend so much in India, crew only allowed 600 rupees a day....! What??? Well i guess they dont like people spending money in their country!
No smoking in public, big No No, but its ok to take a crap and a piss in public!
Never question anyone in uniform!
But all said and done, i always look foward to an exciting trip to india, its truely magical of a place.