M 0.78 - One idiot couldn't get his APU started at an outlying station with no ground support equipment but managed to deplane his passengers, unload the cargo compartments, load them up again, then board the outbound passengers without having to shut down both engines. He still works there.
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Lemme see...
1. Shut down No. 1.
2. Deplane passengers.
3. Start No.1.
4. Shut down No. 2.
5. Unload cargo compartments.
6. Load cargo compartments.
7. Start No. 2
8. Shut down No. 1.
9. Board passengers.
10. Start No. 1
11. Pretend nothing happened.
Is it possible to do this in fewer than 11 steps?