For the last four days, following Mandyconn's post, I've simply been a nervous wreck, hiding in the corner of the room underneath my username, quivering at the slightest rustle of the trees or ring of the telephone, and not answering the door incase it was the BASSA police come to drag me away for my rightful punishment.
So I've decided to change. I am now a reformed character, nevermore to post any of BASSA's missives on this forum again, and I may even change my mind about their literacy, relevance and value-for-money (the people who write the "Eyes-Only" posts, that is) over time. Please accept my humble apologies, I will never post another BASSA communication again, I'm just too scared.