No mate you weren't the only one. Thought the t-shirt was brilliant!
.. a sometime comrade-in-arms who had lost a leg under similar circumstances had a t-shirt which said "Help Stamp Out Landmines!" Come to think of it - he was an ex-Para.....
And he was at the evening party of my wedding to Milady Teeters, when one of her mates approached him:
She: Are you dancing?
He: Er... no thanks...
She: Oh come one! What's the matter? Got a wooden leg or something?
He: Er .... yes!!
She:
