I formally submit my application as "Yes, Man/ A$$ kisser." I have years of experience as an F/O. I'm extremely qualified at such things as: asking if it's okay to use the toilet, taking the chicken when I really want the beef, watching you sleep all night while the sun rises over India and burns into my skull, taking the fat chic, laughing at the same jokes you told me yesterday and most of all acting like I'm listening to your quality advice on the progress of my continuous descent.
