What if I had a serious bladder condition/extreme diarrhea..... would the same tinpot trolley-pusher have allowed me to soil myself [/QUOTE]
You really are a the snob here chum! The inverted one! How dare you refer to CC in this way. Reality is, if you genuinely were ill and in distress in this way, the same CC would do EVERYTHING to assist you. You've answered your own question.
Semper en excreta solum profundum variat. CC motto!!
GGR