Good Grief! Obviously a special kind of self obsessed muppet!
I actually started my flight training in H500 (Redhill), cos the R22 didn't come in big enough size to strap around my waist

, plus instructor would have to instruct via radio.
Only requirement Capt. CCT, (for JAA) is 35 hrs on the same type you are testing on (single engine turbine or piston). For FAA, training on all types counts to your TT time.