Zippy monster
No need to get so irate, I learnt to remain calm at all times when I flew in Africa, people who get wound up easy don't hack it that well. They are best in the RHS with a Captain taking all the stress from them and making any decisions.
You seem to shout that we are all jealous because you are in the RHS, well done. I suspect that this maybe the other way around, its always nice to have something to talk about with other pilots, do you tell them stories from your integrated course.
I'm guessing you are exactly the sort of pilot I was referring to in my very first thread.