Carnage Matey.....you make me laugh and laugh and laugh..Actually as the aircrafted departed with all crew onboard and with the originator of the post you refer to..it looks to me as if Vicky Pollard was very much in charge.
You have a very unhealthy inflated view of how most cabin crew think of pilots.
Let me be blunt...if it ever happens on any of my flights I'll be advising the Captain that the aircraft will not be leaving one down with me onboard....Sorry...who's in charge. You make me laugh and laugh and laugh