So, Me Me,
You're in a queue. Why, is the sandwich shop understaffed? Why is that?
Why are you in a sandwich shop anyway? Is it because you don't have time to make your own sandwiches due to pressure of work? Love that "Meal Deal"! 
Why not go to a restaurant for lunch? Ah, not enough time, or, TU's have negotiated away your workplace staff restaurant.- A Shame.
Anyway why bother going? It will only be full of loud-mouthed, networking nutters using the 'latest technology' to say "Hi, I'm in the restaurant at the moment, if you can't pickup, just drop me an email and I'll get back to you ASAP"
Check out the dumbed-down dross on the TV channels, check out the music scene and then, if it's safe to do so, go for a stroll around the litter and vomit-strewn boulevards of your local 'clone town'.
I'm sure you'll agree, change is generally for the better! 
Last edited by ZOOKER; 5th Aug 2009 at 17:21.