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What a delightful crew member you must be to be around. Probably delight in calling female cabin crew "Tech Crew Moles" as well.
Here's a free tip. Your misery is probably the reason you spend a lot of time alone in slip ports. Lighten up, enjoy the job for what it's worth, and broaden your horizons from your limited network. You never know what you might learn, and the friendships you might make.
Then again, it may be too late for you. If that is the case then please leave as
YOU are the problem with Qantas Long Haul cabin crew.