A mongrel mob member walked into the Labour department, and said "I'm looking for a job".
The clerk said "hang on, I'll get a job manager to help you".
The mongrel mob member was duly ushered into the office and told the manager that he wanted a job.
The manager said "I have just the job for you. It is as a mystery shopper with DB."
The mongrel mob member said "what do I have to do?"
The manager said "you have to tour the country, go into all the liquor outlets, taste the beer, and tell DB what the service is like."
"OK", said the mongrel mob member, "that sounds like me, what do they pay?"
"$80 grand a year, company BMW, Amex with unlimited expenses, and of course all the beer you can drink."
"You're pulling my p***er aren't you" said the mob member.
the manager said "Well you started it" .