Welcome to Michael Winner
His column has never been anything more than a simple portal for him to vent spleen against anyone who didn't treat him with the reverence that he believes he deserves.
I speak as a previously name-checked victim in his vitriolic Times column.
My advice to MW? Stick to linguistines and poor (so poor) movies.
(Ok - the Police Memorial Charity deserves credit where due - he has got something in the right place somewhere!)
TWJ