ooh Unusual Attitude, then there'd have been payback and the next bloke in would have been IT unless you were silly enough to decide the engine needed a bulk strip before the next flight. But then YOU'd have been the whitey with the axe in the head.
As for the Flt sim EXPERTS. I have an acquaintnce who is nearly the world champ Flt simmer as well as all the other aeroplane sim games.
Man CAN he fly.
Offered to get him a ride in a real aeroplane and have a fly with the idea that the first time his bum left the seat or his cheeks touched his collar bones he'd realize there's a mite more to it than jamming joysticks to the stops.
Knocked the offer back. "Oh! no! I'd get airsick if I went up in a plane ... I get vertigo very easily."
There continues an ace who reckons flyin's easy.