Call 100,
James May clearly based his regularly used phrase on you!
Anyhoo...
I don't think anyone was questioning why it was attacked!!??
Please read a previous post.
Because it was thought to be so clear cut.
However, it seems that the helicopter was the closest aircraft on the dispersal to the break in point. If it was away for maintenance that night, FedEx would probably be talking to their insurers at this point!