People, (but generally young adolescent girls), screaming like stuck pigs at the least little bump...particularly on short final at the end of a 15 sector day...
And the ear plug thing...no matter how bluntly i put it, like 'the ear plugs are complementary
....PLEASE feel free to take them with you', i always will find them stuffed down the seat backs...along with chewed gum, nut husks, nappies etc.
I did nearly get my revenge a while ago however. As i handed out ear plugs, i told the assembled pax to 'take one now with water and you'll loose your hearing for about 45 minutes...if your hearing comes back before we reach our destination, just take the other'...I said this dead- pan, straight faced. There was a slight pregnant pause before one of them asked me if I had some water she could take with her ear plug...it was tempting...
