Anyone who has flown up north has probably had the same fun experiences as me. Let me share a few for your amusement.
PAX who grind their teeth whilst sitting in the right seat! OMG it makes me wish the X11's weren't so quite! I don't know why but it just kills me.
I had a lady pick nits out of her hair, and then squash them on my freshly cleaned window for the whole flight! Charming.
After spending all morning sweating your A off cleaning your a/c inside and out then to have some jerk decide that your clean windows would make the perfect canvas for his ear wax art!!! Delightful.
Arriving at your destination with a three day old rotting corpse. The stench was so bad that I had to taxi with my head out the window! Where the F are the folks who are supposed to pick it up? Who knows!! 2 hours later someone decides that they can now be bothered to come and pick it up! Fun.
Anyway rant over. The majority of PAX are well informed, courteous...sorry no seriously the rant is now over.
Cheers,
Greaser.