Pet hate...Ten seats...all with seat belts neatly fastened and locked around front of seat. Four Pax get in...get to destination...and voila, as if by magic,
all seat belts unbuckled, some wrapped around seat frame twenty times and in knots.
I swear, they must wait and as soon as my backs turned...get to work busier santas elves the night before christmas causing this mayhem cos it's quite ingenious how this occurs over a 30 minute leg.
And school charters out to remote regions...briefed/warned not to graffitie the inside of the aircraft...one Einstein in the making, (who's name I had on the manifest) decided to not only
date, but also
print their name next to where they were sitting in black marker.
When questioned on arrival why he'd done this after being expressly asked not to...with eyes wide, denied, all knowledge...again...Genius!
