The business-traveller-in-window-seat "throw two newspapers over the lap of the passenger in the aisle seat into your seat while boarding, then grunt at the nearest flight attendant to collect your jacket without eye contact or a word of thanks" routine. Then push past the knees of the aisle passenger, and bury your head in the Financial Review during the safety demo because "I'm a seasoned flyer and observing the safety demo is beneath me as a corporate giant". Followed by "get up and start removing bags from the overhead locker with 30m of taxi still remaining before the gate, because that's how important I am, and I know the CSM won't ask me to sit down due to the magical "CL ONEWORLD EMERALD" printed on my boarding pass, which entitles me to god-like status and the right to ignore any instructions I so desire".