I'd soon sort him out. I like it when it gets really bumpy- only times the toilets are free. Only you have to hold onto the walls. It's when the stewies get frightened you know you're having a good one (and that's just a bowel movement). Love it when they call up asking 'how long will it be bumpy?' Like I know? Then the crew in the back ask 'how many thousand feet did we fall?, and don't believe you when you say 6, maybe 8, inches! Love it! I always think I would like to go through heavy turbulence playing Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries' at full blast. In fact I will do one day!