When you two are done whacking each other off, Flatulence Fred and Adolf Huckster, I have a suggestion.
how about offering ryanair pilots free membership for a couple of years to get the ball rolling
What a good idea!
If BLAPA were sincere about their claims to deliver dignity and respect™©, surely such a noble cause could be done pro bono
(tr. free, for those who still object to my love of Latin). So how about it, boys? Rather than masturbate each other here with clearly planted posts about how great BLAPA is, why not prove to all we doubting Thomases how genuine you are and do it for free? After all, we shouldn't really have to pay for dignity and respect™©, should we?
Yes, I though so. So, I've come up with a solution that will suit everyone.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
ANNOUNCING THE LAUNCH OF AN ENTIRELY NEW PARADIGM IN THE MURKY WATERS OF PILOT INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS.
CAMEL RYANAIR AIRLINE PILOTS.
CRAP.
JOIN CRAP TODAY.
As a special introductory offer, for those who join CRAP within the months of June, July and August 2009, I will waive ALL membership dues for a period of TEN, that's right, TEN YEARS. Nothing to pay. Not for ten years, and then it'll be 1 pint, per member, per week. Fair enough?
I will represent you at the highest level.
All members will receive a complimentary CRAP mousepad, CRAP pen, and CRAP stickers to plaster all over company property.
Members of CRAP can rest assured that their best interests will, always and everywhere, be represented because, unlike the alternatives at BLAPA and
the downwind dwarf, CRAP membership is only open to members of the Ryanair pilot corps.
Special deals will be made with investment advisors, tax advisors, and a special effort will be made to welcome all BRK contractors into the exciting world of CRAP, so they realise how important they are to our strategy to get Ryanair management to listen to CRAP, and to take CRAP seriously.
Don't forget, everyone, you are CRAP and CRAP is you. CRAP is only as strong as the CRAP you turn me into, so don't delay and join CRAP today.
Details of a members-only CRAP website, and other CRAP membership benefits, such as discount on bar items purchased inflight, having crew control speak nicely to CRAP members, and having your base of choice delivered without fail within 6 weeks of application, will be furnished in return for your crewcode sent to me by private message or private email, both of which can be accessed by clicking my name in the upper left corner of this post.
Don't delay, JOIN CRAP TODAY.
CAMEL
RYANAIR
AIRLINE
PILOTS
IT's FREE, IT's FAIR, and it's totally CRAP™®.
CRAP™® is a registered trademark of Leo Hairy-Camel Enterprises International, Limited. All Crap rights reverved.