BA038... there is a difference between text speak and a typo.... but I hope you already knew that.
From reading your posts I would seriously go away and do something else for a couple of years. You will come back more mature and wise to the world and in a better position to make your own decisions. The industry may even be picking up then and you will still have age on your side.
Holding up 6 weeks making coffee at your brothers law firm as evidence of a career history as well as working as a waiter whilst admirable is a bit lame. But in time you will come to see that. Perhaps when you do finally see that this just makes you look like a plonker it will be a good time for you to start training... then you will have enough maturity to look back at some of your posts on here and cringe.
Good luck but there is nothing "urgent" about your situation at present.