A secret Govt plot perhaps?
"Aiyeaa - What's that you say – ‘Won Hung Low’ - shut down all the schools so that they all hang out at the filthy capitalist clubs - Chee-sing ! Ah I see now - a concentration policy then.
..And provide subsidies to encourage the creation of petting zoos - introduce piglets as well you say and encourage bird feeding ?
.And make uncovered sneezing, hacking up and spitting an accepted part of our ancient culture......excellent.....
Yes, yes, yes, - a sure way to get rid of the gweilo."
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Subject: Special measures in your club
Dear Members,
Following the Hong Kong Government mandate to close all primary schools, it is clear that we will have many more members and their families in our Club. Therefore, for your ongoing safety and comfort we will introduce further draconian hygiene measures such that they are at the level at and beyond those experienced during SARS.
All playground equipment will be disinfected every one hour with new equipment which sprays a fine mist of concentrated bleach. The Govt advises that the half life of this chemical is entirely safe and acceptable given the risks of H1N1 and the desire to remain Asia's WC. Please help us during this disinfection process by keeping your children in the playground for 5 minutes when you see our staff starting to clean it. Don't be alarmed that they will be wearing breathing apparatus and NBC suits. This is entirely normal and reflects our recent decision to upgrade the uniforms of our staff. We hope that you like the new style.
All door knobs and railings will be disinfected every hour and special attention will be paid to the toilet areas. For your comfort there is no need to change how you currently use these facilities in any way.
All our staff members have been reminded to observe personal hygiene behaviour as in the SARS period for the coming weeks. Please ignore any symptoms of running noses, red eyes, sneezing into your meal and finger nail dirt. In some dishes that slight nutty flavour is our signature speciality caused by the chef not washing his hands after using the toilet.
May I request all our members to be vigilant to ensure a safe and happy early start of the holiday period.
Thank you for your patronage.
General Manager
Filthy Capitalist Private Members Club