OZDUDE,
Go straight to the top of the class!
I feel quite ashamed of my inadequate prose having read yours. :o If friend FLAME now understands plain English, you have achieved a task of Herculean proportions.
BTW, can any one canfirm that STN based cabin crew, Brian Dowling (Big Brother) was threatened with the sack if stayed in the Big Brother house. Bilko only relented when he saw a chance of some cheap publicity. Sounds normal......